Saturday, August 11, 2007

Did we all grow up too soon?

It was not the first time that my wonder on wheels had thrown a fit. So much for nomenclature, that wondrous contraption on two rickety wheels is hardly a 'Sport'.
For the third time in as many months, my Hardly Davidson (control that smirk you, my friends thought that was funny.
Okay, used to. Three years ago) was having a flat tyre, bad brakes, and was generally being a bitch. And so, I was making a Tughlaqesque journey, with much panting, to the mechanic's.

As I sat there waiting for Salim/Javed/Naved to be the desi Fulliautomatix and leave oily fingerprints over beloved Lalchhadi, I had all the time to indulge myself in an activity I like doing best. Watching people. Watching people do stupid things. Okay, judge me all, watching people do stupid things, and then laughing about it. I did quite a bit of it, the watching I mean, considering that the mechanic and his minions have their ways of making you want to fall at their greaseful feet to get your sulking bitch to move again. Disgraceful. Which was fine. For, there came to focus the first Oh-dear-lord sight of the day.

[I urge all my fine readers of refined sensibilities to cast an eye on the hoi polloi, (populating streets of Bangalore that aren't called Brigade Road/MG Road/Church Street), and to keep it cast thus for a while, for they present to you sights of unimaginable wonder, at least to the middle-class, Brahmin, prude self that is mine.]

Here in this dingy by-lane of a dingier locality, turning more incredible by the minute to my incredulous self, I sat watching in wonder, (with my jaw sweeping the grease off the floor might I add), a young impressionable boy and a younger impressionable girl walking together arm-in-arm, hand-in-hand, very much in love and evidently making no efforts to hide it, what with the loud squeals of laughter that seemed to work by a metronome of once every 6 seconds.
Now, despite being a self-declared prude, I am strangely tolerant to public displays of affection; mostly because of the sheepish looks on the faces of the people involved, and what-the-hell, the first few days of being in love are something else.
The aforementioned incident of les inseparables, would in perspective, seem entirely much ado about zilch, except that the Agapornis taking flight here were no more than twelve, and in their white and blue school uniforms; tie-belt in place. What's more, our little Romeo here, with facial hair sparser than penguins on a Bangalore street, was marking his trail with frail, yet perfectly formed smoke-rings!
Hello? This is Bangalore? was what my dominant parietal lobe trying to articulate, but got waylaid into doing the -
Dekh tere sansaar ki haalat kya ho gayi bhagwaan,
Kitna badal gaya insaan

Which was just as well, for I felt a hand tap on my shoulder and a girl's voice ask, "What problem?".
Now this was our mechanic's minion, Khaled (close enough), Chhotu for obvious reasons. Barely 4 feet above ground, he got to working on Laalchhadi, like the little virtuoso, that all these mechanic shop children somehow always are. He told me that he was seven, and that he earned for his entire family; being the second eldest in a family of six children, the responsibility of feeding many mouths rested on him too.

I was taken slightly aback, I admit. Within a span of ten minutes, I had seen two situations as different from each other as South India is from the North, yet strangely held by a common thread. I couldn't help but wonder, that whatever may be the reason, we as a generation, as children of the new century, grew up too soon.

Theorizing like Socrates (ah, the pseudo me), I rode back home on the Khaled-ized Laalchhadi, to a surprise as pleasant as any. My brother, merely Four Seasons wiser than me, was placed in a software company (where else?), and would be a taxpayer at tender 21. And it seemed like only yesterday that he cried like a baby without a rattle, when he got less marks in Physics in Class XII. The whole growing up too soon brainwave only got stronger. If thousands of years hence, a Hawking sort (without the Lou Gehrig, of course, 'cos medicine would have conquered everything by then) wrote "A Not So Brief History Of Time", we'd be chronicled in the palimpsests of time as the generation that paved the way to growing up too soon.
Whatever may be the circumstances that led to it,
whatever may be the socio-technological reasons for it,
and whatever good or bad came of it,
we all did grow up too soon, don't y'all think?

My Bollywood-esque reverie was broken by a rather shrill scowl. My kid-cousin, barely a year old, was throwing a fit at his mother for having given him the dummy telephone to play with, when the gadget of his choice was, but obviously, the new and gleaming mobile phone!

Beaming like the Buddha, I thought to myself, 'Well, he is well on his way.'

written about two years ago; needless to say, needs to be hemmed and hawed all over.


Malaveeka said...


It's a very new blogger type post. Wistful and with several literray references.

IT's nice though.

Spunky Monkey said...

I generally refrain from writing in responses this soon. But, you are so right I had to.
When I humored myself a year or so ago that I would start a blog, this was the first thing I thought I would post. Since Guido Anselmi-ish I have gotten of late, with nothing seeming interesting enough, I lurked through archives and found this one. Posted it as it was written, which is precisely why it needs to be hemmed and hawed over.

Malaveeka said...

Everyone writes this way in the beginning. You don't have to hem and haw.

Hemming and hawing makes it jaded. This way is also nice.


Ziah said...

Nice work. :-)

I agree with you. Often, when I sit back and watch the crowds, I feel precociousness and polarization (if I may call it that) seem to be the flavour of the season! ;)

P.S: Dont hem n haw it.. has a nice conversational feel that might not remain.

Spunky Monkey said...

Thank you, Ziah. Also, thanks for stopping by.
And no, I am not goin to make any changes. Not because I love what it reads like, but because I am way too lazy to.

God said...

Why iznt this thing taking comments?

God said...

Oh yeah, now it is.
So dude, you call your bike Laalchadi? Way cool.
I call mine Chameli.
And damn good writing, by the way dude.
Duznt seem dated to me.

Spunky Monkey said...

Yes, I recently named my bike Laalchadi. Attitude she has.

And thank you.
Why wouldn't you leave your name, though?

Siri said...

Oh bless. totally true. Every word of it.
(alright will stop blog-stalking now)

Spunky Monkey said...

Old comments discovered way later make me very happy.
Siri, thank you very much.

So, that's what I am doing today. Reply to comments I haven't seen in dog's years.