If a post happens on a dead blog and no one is around to read it,

is it still called a blog? Or it's a tweet, isn't it? No, a Vine? A Tumble? Chatsnap? Hashtag? That's the one, isn't it?

I'll hashtag keep this hashtag short. Brevity is the soul of twitter eh. Said who? I did.
Oh no, twitter tells me someone else has already said it.

So well, like Morgan Freeman in any film, I am too old for this shit.